Say WHAT?

[imwalde]

I swear to jeebus, I just heard the following sentence said on E!: "Could the father of Anna Nicole's baby be OJ?"


Me: "..."


I've seen pictures of the baby, so I'm going to go with...no?

They'll tell me more tonight on the Daily 10.

Comments

[kid-prufrock.livejournal.com]

Possible reference to the end of one of the Naked Gun movies, in which OJ's character turned out to be father to Priscilla Presley's baby? (Such that Leslie Nielsen chased him angrily down the hall, shouting, "Nordberg!")

[imwalde.livejournal.com]

I had forgotten they knew each other from those movies (probably because I didn't see them, except maybe the first).

Turns out you're not too far off, apparently OJ told this videographer following him around that he could be the babydaddy, and the videographer passed it on to a tabloid.

E! doubts the veracity. And if E! doubts it, you know it can't be true!

[oh-no-the-snake.livejournal.com]

No way. Come on, we all know it's Elvis.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm the baby's father. I just been trying to keep the publicity hounds at bay.

[poisonprong.livejournal.com]

(i'm the father. gross, huh?)

[imwalde.livejournal.com]

Ha, nothing NOTHING would surprise me at this point.

[imwalde.livejournal.com]

Smart, because otherwise paparazzi would be tripping over each other following you around!

[imwalde.livejournal.com]

Heh, less gross than her ancient dead husband or Zsa Zsa Gabor's cheating hubby!