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Damnyouautocorrect.com
I just laughed until my stomach muscles hurt. I especially like ones where the reaction of the textee is as excellent as the autocorrected word. Some personal favorites of mine to peruse. (<-- that last one is where the entry title came from.) Awesome.
And, because I anthropomorphize everything, I cannot help but imagine the AutoCorrect program being a little hurt and defensive about the invectives directed his way. He's all, LOOKIT, I see a gajillion texts a day, and let me tell you, the intended word is almost always fellatio and almost never gelato!! Poor guy.
I am paralyzed by indecision in the face of varying forms of awesomeness. In what form do I want Sir Fancy Rabbit? Here are my options: t-shirt, messenger bag, or field bag. Halp!
Day 01 - A show that should have never been canceled
Day 02 - A show that you wish more people were watching
Day 03 - Your favorite new show (aired this TV season)
Day 04 - Your favorite show ever
Day 05 - A show you hate
Day 06 - Favorite episode of your favorite TV show
Day 07 - Least favorite episode of your favorite TV show
Day 08 - A show everyone should watch
Day 09 - Best scene ever
Day 10 - A show you thought you wouldn’t like but ended up loving
Day 11 - A show that disappointed you
Day 12 - An episode you’ve watched more than 5 times
Day 13 - Favorite childhood show
Day 14 - Favorite male character
Day 15 - Favorite female character
Day 16 - Your guilty pleasure show
Day 17 - Favorite mini series
Day 18 - Favorite title sequence
Day 19 - Best TV show cast
Day 20 - Favorite kiss
Honorable mentions:
-the dinner's ready Sydney/Vaughn scene on Alias
-Jim and Pam from Casino Night, which I unbelievably cannot find in its raw form on youtube, only as part of a montage
-Felicity and Ben. I made have squeed a little.
-Richard and Kahlan on Legend of the Seeker
-new year's on the OC with Ryan and Marissa. There is a reason it's a classic.
-Buffy and Spike in Tabula Rasa (clip has no sound)
-Seth and Alma on Deadwood which I can only find in a fanvid, but the point remains valid: mrrrrorw, Timothy Olyphant.
-Dax and whatever that other Trill's name was on Deep Space Nine
6.) Bright and Hannah on Everwood aka the 'you got hot' scene
5.) Captains Jack Harness on Torchwood
4.) Crichton and Aeryn's genetic compatibility test
3.) I like Veronica and Logan in Hot Dogs better than the Weapons of Mass Destruction "Momentary Thing" one, go figure.
2.) Will you just stand still?
1.) Joan and Adam in "Jump." It makes my heart happy.
Day 21 - Favorite ship
Day 22 - Favorite series finale
Day 23 - Most annoying character
Day 24 - Best quote
Day 25 - A show you plan on watching (old or new)
Day 26 - OMG WTF? Season finale
Day 27 - Best pilot episode
Day 28 - First TV show obsession
Day 29 - Current TV show obsession
Day 30 - Saddest character death
Damnyouautocorrect.com
I just laughed until my stomach muscles hurt. I especially like ones where the reaction of the textee is as excellent as the autocorrected word. Some personal favorites of mine to peruse. (<-- that last one is where the entry title came from.) Awesome.
And, because I anthropomorphize everything, I cannot help but imagine the AutoCorrect program being a little hurt and defensive about the invectives directed his way. He's all, LOOKIT, I see a gajillion texts a day, and let me tell you, the intended word is almost always fellatio and almost never gelato!! Poor guy.
I am paralyzed by indecision in the face of varying forms of awesomeness. In what form do I want Sir Fancy Rabbit? Here are my options: t-shirt, messenger bag, or field bag. Halp!
Day 01 - A show that should have never been canceled
Day 02 - A show that you wish more people were watching
Day 03 - Your favorite new show (aired this TV season)
Day 04 - Your favorite show ever
Day 05 - A show you hate
Day 06 - Favorite episode of your favorite TV show
Day 07 - Least favorite episode of your favorite TV show
Day 08 - A show everyone should watch
Day 09 - Best scene ever
Day 10 - A show you thought you wouldn’t like but ended up loving
Day 11 - A show that disappointed you
Day 12 - An episode you’ve watched more than 5 times
Day 13 - Favorite childhood show
Day 14 - Favorite male character
Day 15 - Favorite female character
Day 16 - Your guilty pleasure show
Day 17 - Favorite mini series
Day 18 - Favorite title sequence
Day 19 - Best TV show cast
Day 20 - Favorite kiss
Honorable mentions:
-the dinner's ready Sydney/Vaughn scene on Alias
-Jim and Pam from Casino Night, which I unbelievably cannot find in its raw form on youtube, only as part of a montage
-Felicity and Ben. I made have squeed a little.
-Richard and Kahlan on Legend of the Seeker
-new year's on the OC with Ryan and Marissa. There is a reason it's a classic.
-Buffy and Spike in Tabula Rasa (clip has no sound)
-Seth and Alma on Deadwood which I can only find in a fanvid, but the point remains valid: mrrrrorw, Timothy Olyphant.
-Dax and whatever that other Trill's name was on Deep Space Nine
6.) Bright and Hannah on Everwood aka the 'you got hot' scene
5.) Captains Jack Harness on Torchwood
4.) Crichton and Aeryn's genetic compatibility test
3.) I like Veronica and Logan in Hot Dogs better than the Weapons of Mass Destruction "Momentary Thing" one, go figure.
2.) Will you just stand still?
1.) Joan and Adam in "Jump." It makes my heart happy.
Day 21 - Favorite ship
Day 22 - Favorite series finale
Day 23 - Most annoying character
Day 24 - Best quote
Day 25 - A show you plan on watching (old or new)
Day 26 - OMG WTF? Season finale
Day 27 - Best pilot episode
Day 28 - First TV show obsession
Day 29 - Current TV show obsession
Day 30 - Saddest character death
