Onions contaminate everything!

Well, goddammit. I just made potato pancakes, and I didn't read the ingredients of the mix too carefully, and there are motherfucking onions in the mix. Blech. I hate onions. (This is maybe something I should have known, but what can I say, I didn't.)

So now I have all these onion-contaminated potato pancakes, and nothing to do with them. I'M not going to eat them.

Anyone want them? Hmph.